This weeks favourite
All boys must, by law, learn to play rugby.
North Dakota: Fargo
It's illegal to wear a hat while dancing..
London Hackney Carriages (taxis) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July.
It is forbidden to run a Marathon in less than 3 hours 30 minutes.
Uxbridge: It is against the law to leave your doors and windows open if you are away from your house for more than one week.
Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison.
If a down-and-out asks
to marry your daughter, you must allow him to stay at your home for
2 weeks before you are allowed to turn down his offer.
At the age of thirty unmarried women become the property of the state.
Everyone must eat at least one onion
and two cloves of garlic each day. Proof of purchase must be kept to show
that the vile items have been purchased.
It is forbidden to keep more than
one kangaroo in the family bath at one time. Further, when taking a shower,
the kangaroo must remain in the shower at all times.
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